You can run... But you gotta love Mr. Smith!
"Then, we crashed. We just kept crashing, as if we were stuck in a time warp. They were there one second. They were gone. We crashed. They were there again. They vanished. We crashed. They re-appeared. Poof, they were gone. We crashed... Disgusted I stood up, walked to the end of the room, pulled out the DVD, and blew the hair off of it."~ excerpt from Episode 72
"I couldn’t just settle for a single cellar from the seller. I had to get two cellars, but I didn’t want to buy from this particular seller twice. So I got the second cellar from a second seller. Now this second seller was only selling small cellars."~ excerpt from Episode 73
"One of the guards solemnly turned to me and said in a perfect British accent, “The Queen broke wind, God save her.”"~ excerpt from Episode 63
"I stood up and screamed, “I’ve got to get out of here!” Quick as a flash a bat swooped down from the ceiling and stole my hat. Suddenly I realized, I had no hat, and I was bald."~excerpt from Episode 37
"But it was too late – the orcs were all kilt around Aragorn’s waist."~ excerpt from Episode 19
"She said “What’s that on your face?” And I said “Yo’ mama!” Then I paused, and reflected on the merits of yo’ mama jokes and realized, I was entirely out of line."~ excerpt from Episode 40
"I never cleaned my attic. I got too tired of crawling through tunnels. Whoever designed this house was an idiot. Then I paused, and reflected on life and realized, I did my own designing."~ excerpt from Episode 43
"The moral to this story? Look both ways before crossing the street. I’m not sure why, but it sounds kind of neat."~ excerpt from Episode 17
