Episode 7

Reflections from the life and times of Mr. Smith: A reflection on life. Life. Okay, let’s move on to something else. I am feeling very philos…philosifi…philosofu…philosophical! Yes! I decided to go for a walk. But it was more like a ride. I was testing my new roller skates. They don’t work very well if a wheel falls off. Fact. The skin from my knees is on the sidewalk still. I must get some makeup to cover it up. I decided to go ask one of my friends for some makeup. This time I asked one of my male friends. He said to wear long pants. I said, the sidewalk can’t wear long pants. He’s not my friend anymore. I pondered this all afternoon. All evening. All night. All the net morning. All the next afternoon. All of the next night. I decided, it wasn’t worth all the pondering. I pondered pondering. Pondering itself is rather strange. But then I thought to myself, where would the world be without bellybuttons? But then I was compelled to realize, I am an idiot.
Thus ends this week’s reflections. And then my mirror image disappeared.