Episode 63

Reflections from the life and times of Mr. Smith. It was time for a trip again. I paused and reflected on life and pondered places to visit. After a while of pondering I decided I would like to go to the moon. It would be very succulent to stand on a huge ball of cheese. But it can be very expensive to go to the moon. I would have to hitch a ride with someone else. Preferably where they are paying. I paused and pondered the meaning of life, and pickles. Why, why I ask do people eat pickles on sandwiches, Instead of sandwiches on pickles? Then it came to me, NASA. They were responsible for many things. They were responsible for tooth paste tubes, and cats that don’t lick themselves. They were responsible for the pickle on sandwich craze sweeping the nation. After all it was the famous astronaut Buzz AllSmith who took pickles to the moon and back on a bun. It was he who ate said sandwich with a slice of moon cheese in all the commercials, selling the sliced pickle idea even more. I had to have a talk with these crazy people who seamed to think that pickles should only be a condiment. I was heading to NASA headquarters in Smithville Florida. My goal: change pickle history forever, and catch a shuttle ride to the moon while I was at it. Thus ends this week’s reflections. And then my mirror image disappeared.